maxkramer

#!/bin/bash
apt-get update
( 
        echo To: [email protected]
        echo From: reporting@`hostname` 
 if [ "$( df -h | grep hda1 | cut -c40-42)" -ge "80" ]; then echo Subject: Production Server : Low Disk Space : Daily reporting for `date +%e\ %B\ %Y`
 else echo Subject: Production Server: Daily reporting for `date +%e\ %B\ %Y`
 fi
        echo Reporting of Production Server: `hostname`
	echo

aphex3k

<?php
  /*
   Twitter JSON to Atom proxy for Twitter API 1.1
   Original version by yimingliu ( https://gist.github.com/yimingliu/4735445 )
   
   Display user_timeline instead of home_timeline
   */

    date_default_timezone_set('America/Los_Angeles');
    ini_set('display_errors', 0);

jimmynotjim

##Simply annoying Tweets

Annoyingly extended words (4+ of the same letter in a phrase): OOOOHHHHMMMMYYYYGGGGOOOODDDD

([a-z])/1{4}

Tweet w/ just a single hashtag: #omgthissucks

^ *#[^ ]+$