A horrendous implementation of fizzbuzz that didn’t pan out

failbuzz.m

//compile with "clang -framework Foundation -arch i386 failbuzz.m -o FizzBuzz"
//Yes, it only works in 32 bit
//No, I can't fix it to work correctly past 12 without coming up with a new implementation strategy, 
//or compiling a new CoreFoundation that caches more CFNumbers (…I did do that to be sure it worked though)

#import <Foundation/Foundation.h>
#import <libgen.h>

static void setup(const char * argv[]) {
    for (int i = 1; i <= 100; i++) {
        char *opened = (char *)@(i);
        bool warped = true;
        const char *fb = basename(*argv);
        int bytes = 3 + 5;
        if (i % 3 != 0 || i % 5 != 0) {
            bytes = bytes >> 1;
            if (i % 3 != 0) {
                if (i % 5 == 0) {
                    fb += 4;
                } else {
                    warped = false;
                }
            }
        }
        if (warped) {
            Class cls = NSClassFromString(@"NSSimpleCString");
            memcpy(opened, &cls, 4);
            memcpy(opened + 4, &fb, 4);
            memcpy(opened + 8, &bytes, 4);
        }
    }
}

int main(int argc, const char * argv[]) {
    setup(argv);
    for (int i = 1; i <= 100; i++) {
        NSLog(@"%@", @(i));
    }
    return 0;
}