Fweak

Hello! I'm Amish (also known as hydrabolt), and I am the creator of discord.js.

I created discord.js as a hobby/learning project for myself in August 2015 while I was still a teenager in school.

More than 6 years later, discord.js has become more popular than I could ever imagine, and I cannot express how grateful I am to the other contributors and the community for this amazing experience.

A few of my favourite highlights include:

The countless voice rewrites (I think we're done with that now 😉)
The April Fools' traditions

Discord API Raid History

Total Bans: 3413
Total Raids: 33
Average Bans Per Raid: 103.42 bans
Average Time Between Raids: 8.88 days

All dates are based on CST.

	function UniformSampler(min, max) {
	return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
	}

	// 1. generate 8 uuidv4 bytes
	// Would have to be actually random
	var buffer =
	"4cbf32ae3046468b9f62b376ef70f3fd52405d54082f449d82a034585c8b6f599353b89b57bd45dcb13c8b9b7c6f33de9461c59897eb4fa9b63666c9c1e867564f95b63671334b0eacbe3c6ae6f8c2d3ef58ce12ea8d467e9ab202feed5c61144388426fd95f4c808e4de4747042eebdbdfc72817800494f9d6af3eeb02c6990";
	// ....-....-1..-....-d787dec486fa
	// the px_uuid

	void spotify ( ) {
	const static auto & spotify = CONFIG_GET ( HASH_CT ( "crescent:spotify" ) , bool );

	if ( !spotify )
	return;

	static HWND spotify_hwnd = nullptr;
	static float last_hwnd_time = 0.f , last_title_time = 0.f;

	/* hilariously overengineered solution to get fucking spotify song name */