Splash texts for Gimli

splashes.txt

Making friends, not history.
Licensed under the Mozilla Public License 2.0.
Free, forever, for everyone.
May look like Google, but actually a good guy.
Allergen warning: may contain critical levels of wholesomeness.
Chronically addicted to the word 'may'.
Under development since 2023... I think.
No person nor animal was harmed in the making of this UI.
They/Them/wait, who's that??.
Trans Rights!
How is it $YEAR already? (if it passed, update your software!)
v$VERSION¾
Dw, it'll be fine.
If I'm a simulation, and you're a simulation, explain cats.
Cats ≥ Dogs
Discord, but for lesbians.
Not owned by Roblox.
Basically Minecraft. Except not yellow.
Inherently queer. Offends you? That's a you problem.
Chat reporting included, mob vote not.
This is an unsponsored ad for Heartstopper. It's on Netflix.
🇵🇸🕊️🇮🇱🎗️
`fun Random.nextSplash(): String`
Will $DOMAIN be the next google.com?
JavaScript-, Ruby-, and Python-free!
#ThinkOfTheRockHyrax
#SaveTheRockHyrax
#RockHyraxEmojiWhen
Rock hyrax—the new Capibara?
Em—En–Hyphen-Makaf־Minus−42