This is a basic eslintrc designed to annoy you, but not too much.

.eslintrc

ecmaFeatures:
  modules: true
  jsx: true

parser:
  babel-eslint

env:
  amd: true
  browser: true
  es6: true
  jquery: true

# http://eslint.org/docs/rules/
rules:
  # Possible Errors
  comma-dangle: [1, never]
  no-cond-assign: 1
  no-console: 0
  no-constant-condition: 1
  no-control-regex: 1
  no-debugger: 1
  no-dupe-args: 1
  no-dupe-keys: 1
  no-duplicate-case: 1
  no-empty: 1
  no-empty-character-class: 1
  no-ex-assign: 1
  no-extra-boolean-cast: 1
  no-extra-parens: 0
  no-extra-semi: 1
  no-func-assign: 1
  no-inner-declarations: [1, functions]
  no-invalid-regexp: 1
  no-irregular-whitespace: 1
  no-negated-in-lhs: 1
  no-obj-calls: 1
  no-regex-spaces: 1
  no-sparse-arrays: 1
  no-unexpected-multiline: 1
  no-unreachable: 1
  use-isnan: 1
  valid-jsdoc: 0
  valid-typeof: 1

  # Best Practices
  accessor-pairs: 1
  block-scoped-var: 0
  complexity: [1, 6]
  consistent-return: 0
  curly: 0
  default-case: 0
  dot-location: 0
  dot-notation: 0
  eqeqeq: 1
  guard-for-in: 1
  no-alert: 1
  no-caller: 1
  no-case-declarations: 1
  no-div-regex: 1
  no-else-return: 0
  no-empty-label: 1
  no-empty-pattern: 1
  no-eq-null: 1
  no-eval: 1
  no-extend-native: 1
  no-extra-bind: 1
  no-fallthrough: 1
  no-floating-decimal: 0
  no-implicit-coercion: 0
  no-implied-eval: 1
  no-invalid-this: 0
  no-iterator: 1
  no-labels: 0
  no-lone-blocks: 1
  no-loop-func: 1
  no-magic-number: 0
  no-multi-spaces: 0
  no-multi-str: 0
  no-native-reassign: 1
  no-new-func: 1
  no-new-wrappers: 1
  no-new: 1
  no-octal-escape: 1
  no-octal: 1
  no-proto: 1
  no-redeclare: 1
  no-return-assign: 1
  no-script-url: 1
  no-self-compare: 1
  no-sequences: 0
  no-throw-literal: 0
  no-unused-expressions: 1
  no-useless-call: 1
  no-useless-concat: 1
  no-void: 1
  no-warning-comments: 0
  no-with: 1
  radix: 1
  vars-on-top: 0
  wrap-iife: 1
  yoda: 0

  # Strict
  strict: 0

  # Variables
  init-declarations: 0
  no-catch-shadow: 1
  no-delete-var: 1
  no-label-var: 1
  no-shadow-restricted-names: 1
  no-shadow: 0
  no-undef-init: 1
  no-undef: 0
  no-undefined: 0
  no-unused-vars: 0
  no-use-before-define: 0

  # Node.js and CommonJS
  callback-return: 1
  global-require: 1
  handle-callback-err: 1
  no-mixed-requires: 0
  no-new-require: 0
  no-path-concat: 1
  no-process-exit: 1
  no-restricted-modules: 0
  no-sync: 0

  # Stylistic Issues
  array-bracket-spacing: 0
  block-spacing: 0
  brace-style: 0
  camelcase: 0
  comma-spacing: 0
  comma-style: 0
  computed-property-spacing: 0
  consistent-this: 0
  eol-last: 0
  func-names: 0
  func-style: 0
  id-length: 0
  id-match: 0
  indent: 0
  jsx-quotes: 0
  key-spacing: 0
  linebreak-style: 0
  lines-around-comment: 0
  max-depth: 0
  max-len: 0
  max-nested-callbacks: 0
  max-params: 0
  max-statements: [2, 31]
  new-cap: 0
  new-parens: 0
  newline-after-var: 0
  no-array-constructor: 0
  no-bitwise: 0
  no-continue: 0
  no-inline-comments: 0
  no-lonely-if: 0
  no-mixed-spaces-and-tabs: 0
  no-multiple-empty-lines: 0
  no-negated-condition: 0
  no-nested-ternary: 0
  no-new-object: 0
  no-plusplus: 0
  no-restricted-syntax: 0
  no-spaced-func: 0
  no-ternary: 0
  no-trailing-spaces: 0
  no-underscore-dangle: 0
  no-unneeded-ternary: 0
  object-curly-spacing: 0
  one-var: 0
  operator-assignment: 0
  operator-linebreak: 0
  padded-blocks: 0
  quote-props: 0
  quotes: 0
  require-jsdoc: 0
  semi-spacing: 0
  semi: 0
  sort-vars: 0
  space-after-keywords: 0
  space-before-blocks: 0
  space-before-function-paren: 0
  space-before-keywords: 0
  space-in-parens: 0
  space-infix-ops: 0
  space-return-throw-case: 0
  space-unary-ops: 0
  spaced-comment: 0
  wrap-regex: 0

  # ECMAScript 6
  arrow-body-style: 0
  arrow-parens: 0
  arrow-spacing: 0
  constructor-super: 0
  generator-star-spacing: 0
  no-arrow-condition: 0
  no-class-assign: 0
  no-const-assign: 0
  no-dupe-class-members: 0
  no-this-before-super: 0
  no-var: 0
  object-shorthand: 0
  prefer-arrow-callback: 0
  prefer-const: 0
  prefer-reflect: 0
  prefer-spread: 0
  prefer-template: 0
  require-yield: 0