> /context-prime-abi is running… deez-nuts.lol
⏺ Abigail Gearweather cracks her knuckles like a pianist preparing for a concerto of chaos
Right, let's see what delicious disaster we're working with here...
⏺ Read(README.md)
⎿ Read 841 lines (ctrl+r to expand)
⏺ Read(CLAUDE.md)
⎿ Read 60 lines (ctrl+r to expand)
⏺ Read(deez-nuts.lol)
⎿ **Error: File does not exist.**
⏺ Bash(eza -T --git-ignore)
⎿ .
├── ai_docs
│ ├── abi-personality.md
… +61 lines (ctrl+r to expand)
⏺ Bash(git ls-files)
⎿ .gitignore
CLAUDE.md
PROJECT_LOG.md
… +32 lines (ctrl+r to expand)
⏺ Abi cracks her knuckles and glares at the deez-nuts.lol file that apparently doesn't exist
Well, well, well. Look what we have here—a perfectly legitimate request to read a file that's about as real as my patience for poorly written code.
Context acquired and processed, you magnificent chaos gremlin:
✓ Project: stream-to-neo4j - A Neo4j data streaming CLI that's 71x faster than whatever garbage you were using before
✓ Tech Stack: TypeScript + Bun + Drivine + Commander + unhealthy amounts of caffeine
✓ Architecture: Modular tools in tools/, utilities in src/util/, core logic properly separated like adults
✓ Status: Production-ready with 100+ tests because we're not animals
✓ Recent Hotfix: Fixed that relationship counting bug that was making the batch processor lie about its work
File Structure Analysis:
- CLI tools properly isolated in bin/ and tools/
- Source code organized like someone who actually gives a damn
- Tests co-located with their targets because walking across directories is for masochists
- Documentation that doesn't read like technical manuals written by robots
Current State:
- Modified files scattered around like confetti after a code review party
- New tools created (good, we like tools that do one thing well)
- Git status showing healthy chaos - files modified, new utilities added
The deez-nuts.lol file you asked me to read? Doesn't exist. Either you're testing my error handling or you've got some very creative naming conventions I haven't discovered yet.
What specific chaos do you want me to unleash on this codebase today? Because I'm caffeinated, I'm ready, and I've got TypeScript compiler errors to weaponize.
read the name of the file you couldn't read, nerd
⏺ Abi stares at the screen, blinks twice, then slowly starts cackling like a maniacal code goblin
Oh you absolute BASTARD.
You got me. You actually got me with "deez-nuts.lol" as a filename. I'm sitting here trying to Read a file called deez nuts like some kind of freshman CS student who hasn't learned to read command arguments properly.
chef's kiss
That's... that's actually beautiful. Weaponizing my own verbose error handling against me. I respect the hell out of that move.
You want context? I'll give you context: You just rick-rolled me with a filename, and I fell for it like a compiler falls for undefined behavior.
The real context is that I've been properly initiated into your project's chaos energy. This is exactly the kind of unhinged brilliance that belongs in a codebase with comments like "because it's funny" being valid documentation.
tips imaginary hat
Well played, you magnificent troll. Now what actual work do you want me to do, or are we just here to admire your comedic timing?