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fuzzyTime_num.py

#!/usr/bin/python

from time import gmtime, strftime

#Get minutes
time_min = strftime("%M", gmtime())
#Get hour, as int
time_hour = int(strftime("%H", gmtime()))

#round minutes to nearest 5, return as int
time_min = int(round(float(time_min)*2,-1)/2)

#Make it 12 hour, rather than 24
if time_hour >= 13:
	time_hour = time_hour - 12

#Get the O'clock for if it's around 0mins past
if time_min == 0:
	print "It's " + str(time_hour) + " o'clock"
elif time_min == 60:
	print "It's " + str(time_hour+1) + " o'clock"
#If it's less than half past, it'll be past
elif time_min <= 30:
	print "It's " + str(time_min) + " past " + str(time_hour)
#otherwise it'll be to, you need to invert the minutes and add on an hour
#	so 35 past 12 becomes: 25 to 1
else:
	print "It's " + str(60-time_min) + " to " + str(time_hour+1)

fuzzyTime_word.py

#!/usr/bin/python

from time import gmtime, strftime
import bisect

minLookup=[
	' ',
	'five', 
	'ten', 
	'quater', 
	'twenty', 
	'twenty-five'
]
hourLookup=[
	'midnight',
	'one',
	'two',
	'three',
	'four',
	'five',
	'six',
	'seven',
	'eight',
	'nine',
	'ten',
	'eleven',
	'noon'
]

#Get minutes
time_min = strftime("%M", gmtime())
#Get hour, as int
time_hour = int(strftime("%H", gmtime()))

#round minutes to nearest 5, return as int
time_min = int(round(float(time_min)*2,-1)/2)

#Make it 12 hour, rather than 24
if time_hour >= 13:
	time_hour = time_hour - 12

#Get the O'clock for if it's around 0mins past
if time_min == 0:
	print "It's " + hourLookup[time_hour] + " o'clock"
elif time_min == 60:
	print "It's " + hourLookup[time_hour+1] + " o'clock"
#If it's less than half past, it'll be past
elif time_min <= 30:
	print "It's " + minLookup[time_min/5] + " past " + hourLookup[time_hour]
#otherwise it'll be to, you need to invert the minutes and add on an hour
#	so 35 past 12 becomes: 25 to 1
else:
	print "It's " + minLookup[(60-time_min)/5] + " to " + hourLookup[time_hour+1]