- Cats, as defined by how important they were as plot devices (the cat from The Matrix would inherit from
ImportantCat, whereas the cat from Boondock Saints would inherit fromDeadCat) - Batman (primarily as a way to describe situations in which a child has no parents)
- Presidents of the United States (Nixon vs Cheney vs Garfield)
- Zombies (Walking Dead vs World War Z vs Zombieland)
- Zombie Presidents of the United States
- Children in television shows, as grouped by whether they actually did cause their parents' separation
- Radioactive attack squirrels bent on global hegemony, beamed down to Earth from the mirror universe USS Enterprise
- George Carlins by decade
- Cocaine
- Metropolises, cities, towns, villages, and Detroits
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| #!/bin/bash | |
| # Get the user's global git email | |
| user_email=$(git config --global user.email) | |
| if [ -z "$user_email" ]; then | |
| echo "Could not find your global git user.email. Please set it with 'git config --global user.email \"[email protected]\"'" | |
| exit 1 | |
| fi | |
| tmpfile=$(mktemp) |
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| module Instantiate | |
| def instantiate(created_by, parent = nil, starting_position = nil, starting_page = 0, root_parent = nil, position = 0) | |
| attrs = {:created_by => created_by, :position => position + 1, | |
| :based_on => self, :display_position => nil, | |
| :root_parent => root_parent, :uncalculated_state => self.state} | |
| pages_added = 0 | |
| i = if parent.nil? | |
| Instance.new(attrs) | |
| else |
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/ jekyll_media_length.rb
Created
October 19, 2015 01:18
Drop the length of a particular audio file and junk into your Jekyll page.
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| # jekyll_media_length / by @holman | |
| # | |
| # Drop the length of a particular audio file and junk into your Jekyll page. | |
| # (See https://twitter.com/Una/status/655856628198014976 for more context). | |
| # | |
| # INSTALL: | |
| # | |
| # brew install taglib | |
| # gem install taglib-ruby | |
| # |
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| # Manually download each month's call history from t-mobile.com and toss them in | |
| # a directory. Or do it automatically using computers, who cares. | |
| # | |
| # Install spark: https://github.com/holman/spark | |
| cat * | grep 266-2278 | sort | cut -d, -f5 | spark | |
| # ▂█▁▃▅ | |
| echo "fuck comcastttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt" | |
| # ⒻⓊⒸⓀ ⒸⓄⓂⒸⒶⓈⓉ |
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| diff --git a/_config.yml b/_config.yml | |
| index 8f2dd40..fc83f8e 100644 | |
| --- a/_config.yml | |
| +++ b/_config.yml | |
| @@ -1,3 +1,6 @@ | |
| +markdown: redcarpet | |
| +redcarpet: | |
| + extensions: [with_toc_data] |
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/ emoji_test.rb
Last active
June 18, 2020 01:27
A snapshot of the tests we use internally at GitHub to help edit our blog posts before they go out to everybody. For more information, take a peek at http://zachholman.com/posts/how-github-writes-blog-posts
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| require_relative "test_helper" | |
| require "open-uri" | |
| require "net/http" | |
| class EmojiTest < Blog::Test | |
| def test_no_emoji | |
| posts.each do |post| | |
| content = File.read(post) | |
| refute_match /:[a-zA-Z0-9_]+:/, content, |
holman
/ BRAINSTORMING.md
Created
December 9, 2014 22:29
Examples you could use in order to better explain your programming language inheritance and OOP syntax instead of using cars, animals, and shapes.
holman
/ example.png
Created
November 5, 2014 05:35
A quick Hubot script to display Uber surge pricing from a particular point (LIKE AN OFFICE).
holman
/ plaintext-debug-strings
Created
November 6, 2013 17:36
http://zachholman.com/posts/debug-strings/
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| 25 here | |
| 16 wtf | |
| 12 wat | |
| 11 lolol | |
| 9 derp | |
| 8 poop | |
| 8 foo | |
| 6 wut | |
| 6 hola | |
| 6 yo |
holman
/ sorted-debug-strings.json
Created
November 6, 2013 17:36
http://zachholman.com/posts/debug-strings/
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| {"here":25,"wtf":16,"wat":12,"lolol":11,"derp":9,"poop":8,"foo":8,"wut":6,"hola":6,"yo":6,"fuck":5,"test":4,"shit":4,"huh":4,"hello":3,"got here":3,"butts":3,"herp":3,"bar":3,"asdf":3,"ohai":3,"hell":3,"you got here":2,"sup":2,"bleh":2,"here 1":2,"here 2":2,"lol":2,"poo":2,"i like cheese":2,"fuuu":2,"lala":2,"omg":2,"hello?":2,"holla":2,"holman":2,"dupa":2,"lalala":2,"balls":2,"woot":2,"blah":2,"welp":2,"moo":2,"boom":2,"cat":2,"horse":1,"chk1":1,"coucou":1,"poldo":1,"asasdasdasdasd":1,"meow":1,"twerk -->":1,"ebasa":1,"dick fingers":1,"aaaaaaaaa":1,"hotdogs":1,"heyo":1,"chicken dinner":1,"woo":1,"ffs":1,"blip tip":1,"gah":1,"AREYOUKIDDING":1,"cocknobs":1,"PORTC = 0xFF":1,"haha":1,"apa":1,"wtfbbq":1,"wtffu":1,"prout":1,"eh":1,"goddammit2":1,"fuckthis1":1,"debug2":1,"debug1":1,"dog":1,"stip":1,"blag":1,"3💨":1,"yay":1,"hey grl":1,"heyheyhey":1,"die mofo":1,"nay":1,"boom!":1,"programming is stupid I hate computers who invented this fucking proffession anyway":1,"fuck you":1,"hi":1,"caca":1,"what the fuck is going |
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