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To everyone who got here through Twitter or Facebook or Hacker News or whatever: THIS IS NOT ME.

List of incompetent jackasses who can't check a source if their lives depended on it:

Disclaimer: This is an unofficial post by a random person from the community. I am not an official representative of io.js. Want to ask a question? open an issue on the node-forward discussions repo

io is a fork of node v0.12 (the next stable version of node.js, currently unreleased)
io.js will be totally compatible with node.js
the people who created io.js are node core contributors who have different ideas on how to run the project
it is not a zero-sum game. many core contributors will help maintain both node.js and io.js

Many hosting service now supports not only FTP and web uploading but also SSH. It's more convenient to use the Git flow:

My settings:

	Chaitra: Hello! Welcome to Adobe Customer Service.
	Me: Hello
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	Chaitra: I understand that you wish to cancel your subscription, let me help you with that.
	Chaitra: May I know the reason for cancellation please?
	Me: I'm not using the software enough to justify the cost.
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	## convert HTML POST data or HTTP GET query string to JSON

	## get the raw post data from the AWS built-in variable and give it a nicer name
	#if ($context.httpMethod == "POST")
	#set($rawAPIData = $input.path('$'))
	#elseif ($context.httpMethod == "GET")
	#set($rawAPIData = $input.params().querystring)
	#set($rawAPIData = $rawAPIData.toString())
	#set($rawAPIDataLength = $rawAPIData.length() - 1)
	#set($rawAPIData = $rawAPIData.substring(1, $rawAPIDataLength))

	// Open chrome://cache/ and paste the following script in the console. Feel free to edit the filter variable

	var filter = /cask\.scotch\.io(.)*\.(jpg\|jpeg\|png\|gif)/g;


	/! jQuery v2.1.4 \| (c) 2005, 2015 jQuery Foundation, Inc. \| jquery.org/license /
	!function(a,b){"object"==typeof module&&"object"==typeof module.exports?module.exports=a.document?b(a,!0):function(a){if(!a.document)throw new Error("jQuery requires a window with a document");return b(a)}:b(a)}("undefined"!=typeof window?window:this,function(a,b){var c=[],d=c.slice,e=c.concat,f=c.push,g=c.indexOf,h={},i=h.toString,j=h.hasOwnProperty,k={},l=a.document,m="2.1.4",n=function(a,b){return new n.fn.init(a,b)},o=/^[\s\uFEFF\xA0]+\|[\s\uFEFF\xA0]+$/g,p=/^-ms-/,q=/-([\da-z])/gi,r=function(a,b){return b.toUpperCase()};n.fn=n.prototype={jquery:m,constructor:n,selector:"",length:0,toArray:function(){return d.call(this)},get:function(a){return null!=a?0>a?this[a+this.length]:this[a]:d.call(this)},pushStack:function(a){var b=n.merge(this.constructor(),a);retu


	/*****************
	* bossFight.js *
	*****************
	*
	* NO FARTHER, DR. EVAL!!!!
	* YOU WILL NOT GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!!!
	* IT'S TIME YOU SEE MY TRUE FORM!!!!
	* FACE MY ROBOT WRATH!!!!!
	*/

	/**********************
	* superDrEvalBros.js *
	**********************
	*
	* You're still here?! Well, Dr. Eval, let's see
	* how well you can operate with one less dimension.
	*
	* Give up now. Unless you have a magic mushroom
	* up your sleeve, it's all over.
	*/

	/***************
	* pointers.js *
	***************
	*
	* You! How are you still alive?
	*
	* Well, no matter. Good luck getting through this
	* maze of rooms - you'll never see me or the Algorithm again!
	*/

	#compdef cordova
	#autoload

	typeset -A opt_args
	local context state line

	_cordova() {
	local context state line curcontext="$curcontext"

	if (( CURRENT > 2 )); then