Pachelbel’s Canon in Dmaj in 73 lines of obfuscated C

canon.c

/* make canon; ./canon | aplay -r 44100 -f U8 */
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <math.h>
#define rs (1.0/44100.0)
#define fr(x) (440*pow(2,(x-57)*(1.0/12)))
#define s(x, n) sin((x=(x+fr(n)*rs))*6.2831853)
#define tf (((1.0/rs)*60.)*.25/160.0)
#define gv(c) (c-(c>'9'?('a'-10):'0'))
#define gct(i) (gv(ct[(i)*3]) << 8)+(gv(ct[(i)*3+1]) << 4)+(gv(ct[(i)*3+2]))
const char *cn = "\
NLJIGEGIJIGECBC@>BECB>B@>;>ECGECB>@IJNQEGCEB>JLJLJLJLJIJIJ>=E@B>JIGINQSONLONLJI\
GECB@CB@>@BCE@ECBGECECB@>;GIJIGECB@GEGEEECBNLJNSQSUVJIGJJJJOLQQNOQNOQEGIJLNONJL\
NBCEGECEBCECGECB@B@>@BCEGCGEGIJEGIJLNOQNJLNLJLIJLNLJIJGIJ>@BCB@BJIJGJIGECECBCEG\
IJGJIJIGIJLJIJGIJIGJ>>>@EEBECBCLNBCB@LNLJB>GE979;GIGE979;GEGI=;=>JLJI=>=;GEGI=B\
@>JLONBENJONOLECEBEEEEEEEBBBBBBEECCCJJJJJJJGGEELIENNNLLLLJJJJQQQQSSSSQQQQSSSSUI\
IIJ>@B>=IJLIG;=>;=ECB@>CB@CB>@BECGECB@ECB@BJIJBEEGIEBJLNJNNLJIGGEGIJNLJNOJIGGE@\
EEEE>ECEC>@>@>@>@>=>JIGE>@BG@@BNNONLJJJLJIGJJHGHEEEQQSQONNNONLJHGHEECCJIIJJIGEC\
B@@BNLJVTSVQSQQECBNLJJJIJ>=IG;9ECONB@G@LN", *ct = "\
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b7cb7fb80b86b88b97b98ba8ba8bb7bb8bc7bc8bd7bd8bebbecbeebf0bffc00c07c08c17c18c1f\
c20c27c28c38c38c3fc40c4fc50c57c58c60c60c70c70c7ec80c8fc90c9bc9cc9fca0cafcb0cbb\
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d40d47d48d4fd50d57d58d5fd60d67d68d6fd70d77d78d7fd80d8f", *bn = ">9;67279";
double x[4], y, z; int q[4];
int main() {                                          http://www.hypernewbie.com
    for(y=z=q[0]=q[1]=q[2]=q[3]=0;q[0]<594;y++) {                            
    z = s(x[3], bn[((int)(y/(tf*16)))%8]-12)*0.2;
    for(int c=0; c<3; c++) { z += s(x1, cn[q1]-12)*0.12*
        ((int)(y/tf-(c<<7))>=(int)(gct(q1<<1)));
        q1+=(int)(y/tf-(c<<7))>(int)(gct((q1<<1)+1)); }
        fputc((unsigned char)((z*0.5+0.5) * 230) + 10, stdout);} goto http;}

Compile-able version: https://gist.github.com/rfl890/89f023aad5c9861de2c953b31b0c9696