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<?php
/**
 * Script to Make Afvalophalingskalender Great Again for Ivago (the municipal
 * waste management company for Ghent, Belgium):
 * - make events last all day (so they appear on top of the calendar on
 *   Google Calendar, for instance)
 * - do not use ALL CAPS for event summaries
 *
 * 1. Go to https://www.ivago.be/nl/particulier/afval/ophaling
 * 2. Download the ICS for your street.

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# A wrapper for "ssh" to avoid having multiple keys sent. Leave the
# IdentityFile options out of your host sections in ~/.ssh/config. This
# function adds them based on the arguments.
function ssh {
	local new_args=();
	local arg;
	for arg; do
		if [ "$arg" = 'purplepixelhost' ]; then
			new_args+=(-i ~/.ssh/purplepixelhost.id_rsa);
		elif [ "$arg" = 'qiwib0xorz' ]; then

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javascript: (function () {
  // Use this on http://www.camper.com/en_BE/men/shoes/shoe to change the
	// thumbnails to the top-down view. Useful for people with wide feet.
	var images = document.querySelectorAll('img[src*="JGVzaG9wNiQ="]');
	Array.prototype.slice.call(images).forEach(function (img) {
		img.src = img.src.replace('_L.jpg', '_C.jpg');
	});
})();

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stack=('');
for i in {1..10}; do
	printf -v alias_name '.%s' "${stack[@]}";
	printf -v path '../%s' "${stack[@]}";
	alias ".$alias_name"="cd $path";
	stack+=('');
done

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function manneke {

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         [ \_____/ ]

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/**
 * Search Google Maps for a bicycle route.
 *
 * @title Google Maps (for cyclists)
 */
(function ride() {
  /* Try to get the parameter string from the bookmarklet/search query. */
	/* Fall back to the current text selection, if any. If those options
	/* both fail, prompt the user. */
	var s = (function () { /*%s*/ }).toString()

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<?php

/**
 * Get the output of var_dump() for better legibility.
 *
 * @param mixed $arg1..N
 */
function getVarDump() {
	$output = array();

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#!/bin/bash
function log {
	echo "$@" 1>&2;
}

for page_url; do
	log "Now processing page: $page_url";

	# Assemble the playlist URL. It is stored in two JavaScript properties in
	# the HTML page.

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# == WHAT
# Expand the tweets mentioned in a channel, as well as the tweets those tweets refer to.
#
# == WHO
# Jan Moesen, 2012
#
# == INSTALL
# Place these files in `~/.irssi/scripts/`.
# /script load twatspam.pl

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#!/bin/bash

# Make a temporary directory for our little test.
mkdir linkage.tmp || exit $?;
cd linkage.tmp;

# Create two directories and a symlink to the first.
rm -rvf v1 v2 current;
mkdir v1 v2;
ln -s v1 current;