The Alternative Christmas Party Escape Protocol

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Alternative Christmas Part Working Group                      
Request for Comments: TBC
Category: Entertainment 
                                                          November 2011


             Alternative Christmas Party Escape Protocol

Status of this Memo

   This document specifies a meeting place and exit criteria that will
   be used in the case of the Christmas Party not providing sufficient
   quantities of ale, or failing on other as-yet-to-be-defined
   criteria.

1.  ABSTRACT

   It certainly is at this point...

2.  TERMINOLOGY

   Ale: A type of beer with a bitter flavor and higher alcoholic content.

3.  OUTLINE

   If it is bad, leave and go to:
 
   The Crown and Sceptre, W12 9HY

4.  EXAMPLES

   You hear bangin' trance music. Leave. Go to aforementioned pub.

5.  IMPLEMENTATION CONSIDERATIONS

   (Comment on inebriation)
 
6.  PRIVACY

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7.  SECURITY CONSIDERATIONS

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8.  OTHER, SIMILAR, PROPOSALS
 
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9.  HISTORICAL

   Last year should serve as a warning.

10.  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

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11.  AUTHORS' ADDRESSES

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