It’s good to be a front-end dev, they say with steady grin,
To sculpt designers' fever dreams where users always win.
Each flick’ring CSS delight makes pages look devine—
Until you chase elusive bugs that only ghosts define.
Our tech stacks celebrate we must, and frameworks ever new;
A bundle’s weight in gigabytes will show your prowess, too.
Embrace the endless browser wars, where every spec’s a fight—