vagrantfile that provisions chef server (poorly)

gistfile1.txt

$ cat Vagrantfile 
# -*- mode: ruby -*-
# vi: set ft=ruby :

# All Vagrant configuration is done below. The "2" in Vagrant.configure
# configures the configuration version (we support older styles for
# backwards compatibility). Please don't change it unless you know what
# you're doing.
Vagrant.configure("2") do |config|
  # The most common configuration options are documented and commented below.
  # For a complete reference, please see the online documentation at
  # https://docs.vagrantup.com.

  # Every Vagrant development environment requires a box. You can search for
  # boxes at https://atlas.hashicorp.com/search.
  config.vm.box = "ubuntu/xenial64"

  # Disable automatic box update checking. If you disable this, then
  # boxes will only be checked for updates when the user runs
  # `vagrant box outdated`. This is not recommended.
  # config.vm.box_check_update = false

  # Create a forwarded port mapping which allows access to a specific port
  # within the machine from a port on the host machine. In the example below,
  # accessing "localhost:8080" will access port 80 on the guest machine.
  # config.vm.network "forwarded_port", guest: 80, host: 8080

  # Create a private network, which allows host-only access to the machine
  # using a specific IP.
  # config.vm.network "private_network", ip: "192.168.33.10"

  # Create a public network, which generally matched to bridged network.
  # Bridged networks make the machine appear as another physical device on
  # your network.
  #config.vm.network "public_network", bridge: "eth0"

  # Share an additional folder to the guest VM. The first argument is
  # the path on the host to the actual folder. The second argument is
  # the path on the guest to mount the folder. And the optional third
  # argument is a set of non-required options.
   config.vm.synced_folder "./pouch", "/pouch"

  # Provider-specific configuration so you can fine-tune various
  # backing providers for Vagrant. These expose provider-specific options.
  # Example for VirtualBox:
  #
  #
  # View the documentation for the provider you are using for more
  # information on available options.

  # Define a Vagrant Push strategy for pushing to Atlas. Other push strategies
  # such as FTP and Heroku are also available. See the documentation at
  # https://docs.vagrantup.com/v2/push/atlas.html for more information.
  # config.push.define "atlas" do |push|
  #   push.app = "YOUR_ATLAS_USERNAME/YOUR_APPLICATION_NAME"
  # end
  config.vm.define "chef-server-vm" do |chef|
    chef.vm.network "public_network", 
      bridge: "eth0",
      ip: "10.1.0.1",
      netmask: "255.255.255.0"
    chef.vm.hostname = "yourchefserver.resolvable.hostname"
    config.vm.provider "virtualbox" do |vb|
    #   # Display the VirtualBox GUI when booting the machine
    #   vb.gui = true
    #
    #   # Customize the amount of memory on the VM:
      vb.memory = "3072"
    end
  end
  # Enable provisioning with a shell script. Additional provisioners such as
  # Puppet, Chef, Ansible, Salt, and Docker are also available. Please see the
  # documentation for more information about their specific syntax and use.
  config.vm.provision "shell", inline: <<-SHELL
    apt-get update
    DEBIAN_FRONTEND=noninteractive apt-get -y upgrade
    DEBIAN_FRONTEND=noninteractive apt-get -y install ntp
    dpkg -i /pouch/chef-server-core_12.15.6-1_amd64.deb
    chef-server-ctl reconfigure
    cp -v /pouch/yourSSLcerts* /var/opt/opscode/nginx/ca/
    chef-server-ctl reconfigure
    ## These do not belong? over provisioning, methinks
    ## also, please get rid of the damn password
    chef-server-ctl user-create admin Admin Istrator [email protected] 'secret password' --filename /pouch/admin.pem && \
    chef-server-ctl org-create yourorg 'Your Org Name' --association_user admin --filename /pouch/your-validator.pem && \
    chef-server-ctl install chef-manage && \
    chef-server-ctl reconfigure && \
    chef-manage-ctl reconfigure --accept-license && \
    chef-server-ctl install opscode-push-jobs-server && \
    chef-server-ctl reconfigure && \
    opscode-push-jobs-server-ctl reconfigure &&\
    chef-server-ctl install opscode-reporting &&\
    chef-server-ctl reconfigure && \
    opscode-reporting-ctl reconfigure --accept-license && \
    echo Success.
  SHELL
end

this does not work Out Of The Box™, please season to taste.