Generate a funny job title from your name

jobtitle.py

adjectives = {
    'A': 'International',
    'B': 'Coporate',
    'C': 'National',
    'D': 'Lead',
    'E': 'Executive',
    'F': 'Acting',
    'G': 'District',
    'H': 'Internal',
    'I': 'Central',
    'J': 'Senior',
    'K': 'Homeless',
    'L': 'Vice',
    'M': 'Principal',
    'N': 'Team',
    'O': 'Dynamic',
    'P': 'Global',
    'Q': 'First',
    'R': 'Senior',
    'S': 'External',
    'T': 'Dynamic',
    'U': 'Primary',
    'V': 'International',
    'W': 'Second',
    'X': 'Executive',
    'Y': 'Junior',
    'Z': 'Useless'

}
positions = {
    'A': 'Clerk for',
    'B': 'Chief of',
    'C': 'Engineer for',
    'D': 'Head of',
    'E': 'Deputy for',
    'F': 'Consultant for',
    'G': 'Administrator of',
    'H': 'Director of',
    'I': 'Developer of',
    'J': 'Consultant for',
    'K': 'Supervisor of',
    'L': 'Architect of',
    'M': 'Designer of',
    'N': 'Planner of',
    'O': 'Chief of',
    'P': 'Agent of',
    'Q': 'Manager of',
    'R': 'Director of',
    'S': 'Administrator of',
    'T': 'Trainee for',
    'U': 'Accountant for',
    'V': 'Officer for',
    'W': 'Associate for',
    'X': 'Jerk of',
    'Y': 'Head of',
    'Z': 'Consultant for'
}
fields = {
    1: 'Creative Solutions',
    2: 'Coffee Concepts',
    3: 'Visionary Networking',
    4: 'Sexy Development',
    5: 'Content Synergies',
    6: 'Viral Enterprises',
    7: 'Project Resources',
    8: 'Sales Technologies',
    9: 'Creative Recruiting',
    10: 'Inhouse Operations',
    11: 'Intergalactic Jobs',
    12: 'Data Whatever',
    13: 'Some Creative Stuff',
    14: 'Office Tactics',
    15: 'Virtual Management',
    16: 'RealTime Drinking',
    17: 'Project Markets',
    18: 'Web Relationships',
    19: 'NextGen Innovations',
    20: 'Financial Things',
    21: 'B2B Implementation',
    22: 'Coffee Benchmarking',
    23: 'Hypnotic Operations',
    24: 'Bullshit Controlling',
    25: 'Playing Solitaire',
    26: 'Information Branding',
    27: 'Sexy Networking',
    28: 'Inhouse Detonation',
    29: 'Export Resources',
    30: 'Mindblowing Stuff',
    31: 'Sales Solutions'
}


def do_it(given_name, last_name):
    assert isinstance(given_name, str) and len(given_name) > 0
    assert isinstance(last_name, str) and len(last_name) > 0
    
    import random
    return "{0} {1} {2}".format(adjectives[given_name.upper()[0]],
                                positions[last_name.upper()[-1]],
                                random.choice(list(fields.values())))


def example():
    given_name = "Furios"
    last_name = "Bar"
    monthday_of_birthday = 12
    print("{0} {1}, 1986-03-{2}".format(given_name, last_name))
    print("=======================")
    print(do_it(given_name, last_name, monthday_of_birthday))