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谢谢你帮我调整自行车弹簧了  帕克
Thanks for giving my bike a spring tune-up, Parker.
 
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别客气  小哥
No problem, munch.
 
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我要确保能把你从这里带走的东西
I wanna make sure the thing that carries you
 
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时时刻刻都能正常工作
away from here is working at all times.
 
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好了  小伙子们  清场了
All right, boys, clear out.
 
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校队垒球选拔赛快要到了  我们要用后院来练习
Varsity softball tryouts are coming up, and I need the backyard to practice.
 
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别想了  玛蒂  我们可是先到这儿的
Forget it, Maddie. We were here first.
 
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乔伊你好啊
Hi, Joey.
 
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我的天啊
Oh, dear.
 
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整个后院就交给你了  玛蒂
Backyard is all yours, Maddie.
 
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别急  我还没调整好呢
No, I wasn't finished!
 
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整个后院就交给你了  玛蒂
The backyard's all yours, Maddie.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E14.part02.srt

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最好的朋友
Better in stereo
 
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不同的朋友
b... b... better in stereo
 
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迎着清晨阳光
- I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go
 
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穿上舒服衣裳
- I lace up my high tops - Oh no
 
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扣篮  热热身
- slam dunk - Ready or not
 
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秀出你的份量
yeah, show me what you got
 
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站在舞台中央
- I’m under the spotlight - Holler
 
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准备下一场较量
I dare you, come on and follow
 
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你有你的节拍
you dance to your own beat
 
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我的歌声嘹亮
I'll sing the melody
 
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你想接受
when you say yea-ah-ah
 
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我却摇头
I say no-oh-oh
 
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你想停留
when you say stop
 
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我却一心只想  走走走
all I want to do is go, go, go
 
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你  我最好的朋友
you, you, the other half of me, me
 
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学不来的朋友
the half I'll never be-e
 
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截然不同的朋友
the half that drives me crazy
 
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你  我最好的朋友
you, you, the better half of me, me
 
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离不开的朋友
the half I'll always need
 
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你我有
but we both know
 
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不或缺的朋友
we're better in stereo.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E14.part03.srt

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终于来了  终于来了
It's here! It's here.
 
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我的未来终于来到了
My future is here.
 
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我的未来就在这儿
My future is here!
 
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夹在两片面包的中间
Between two slices of bread.
 
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你的未来还早着呢
Your future can wait.
 
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天啊
Look.
 
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这不就是《太空狼人》里的道具服么
That's the costume from "space werewolves."
 
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《太空狼人》可是一部一鸣惊人的动作电影
"Space werewolves" is a big action blockbuster
 
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就像是下一部《暮光之城》一样
that's gonna be kind of like the next "twilight,"
 
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除了主角是太空中的狼人而非地球上的吸血鬼
except it's werewolves in space instead of vampires on earth.
 
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这个的可信度要高多了
It's way more believable.
 
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所以  你得到了领衔主演的位置
So, you got the lead in the movie.
 
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还没有  其实导演组认为一个姑娘看起来不够坚强
No. They actually don't think a girl will look tough enough.
 
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所以你偷走了戏服
So you stole the suit
 
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这样他们就拍不成电影了
so they can't make the movie.
 
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你就这么心术不正啊
You are diabolical.
 
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事实上  我跟他们说了要把狼人戏服寄给我
Actually, I talked them into sending me the werewolf suit
 
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这样我就能拍照片来证明他们想错了
so I can take pictures in it to prove them wrong.
 
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这样也成啊
That could work too.
 
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我更喜欢心术不正的你
I like you better diabolical.
 
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丽芙  大好消息
Liv, great news.
 
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电视台第四频道刚打来电话
Channel four just called.
 
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这周五他们要到咱家里
They're coming to the house this Friday
 
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专门采访你
to interview you
 
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来做他们的早间烹饪节目
for their morning news cooking segment.
 
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我要上《尼比斯私房菜》了
I'm doing "Nibbling with Nimbus"?
 
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对的 简直不敢相信
Yes. Can you believe it?
 
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我爱死那个节目了
I love that segment.
 
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上周  尼比斯和范·迪塞尔一起油炸了一只火鸡
Last week, nimbus deep fried a Turkey with Vin Diesel.
（范·迪塞尔：美国电影演员，制片人）
 
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等等  妈妈  你刚刚说的是周五么
Wait, mom, did you say Friday?
 
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又是《太空狼人》摄影
So a "space werewolves" movie photo shoot
 
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又是一个直播电视访谈
and a live TV interview.
 
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好了  这一周赶通告压力大咯
Okay, this is shaping up to be an oddly stressful week.
 
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但是  幸亏你有一个超级酷的妈妈
Well, luckily you have a super-cool mom
 
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还是一个可以帮你应付一切压力的治疗师
who's also a therapist. And she can help you manage your stress.
 
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太好了  因为我马上需要你的帮助
Good. Because I am going to need your help
 
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帮我挑出最上镜的那套衣服
picking out a TV-rrific outfit.
 
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你需要我的时尚建议
You want my fashion advice.
 
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天啊  这一天终于到来了
Oh, it's finally happening.
 
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那好
Okay.
 
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一件农妇衫
How about a peasant blouse
 
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外加一条紧身裤怎么样
with some sensible trousers?
 
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果然 找你要建议大错特错了
Yeah, this was a mistake.

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绿带的学员们  掌握龙之真气
Green belts, the path of the dragon
 
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绝非易事
is not easy.
 
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嘿呀
Hyah!
 
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别给吓趴下了
Do not be scared.
 
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这苍蝇还活着  勉强算吧
The fly lives, barely.

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我这么做的目的是杀鸡儆猴
But only so he can warn his friends
 
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三心二意是绝对不可饶恕的
that distractions will not be tolerated.
 
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天啊  蕾·道伊老师可不是闹着玩的
Wow, Sensei Rae Dawn is no joke.
 
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我听说如果你直视她的眼睛
I heard if you look directly in her eyes,
 
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她就能偷走你的灵魂
she can steal your soul.
 
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小龙帕克
Dragon Parker,
 
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你准备好通过释放出
are you ready to advance from green belt
 
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你内在的龙之真气
to blue belt
 
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来表演飞龙跳跃后空踢
by unleashing your inner dragon
 
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把你的绿带升级为蓝带了吗
and performing the leaping dragon back-kick?
 
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准备好了 老师
Ready, Sensei.
 
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嘿呀
Hyah!
 
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很令人钦佩 年轻的小龙
Impressive, young dragon.
 
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这是你的蓝腰带
Your belt.
 
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提醒一下你们的父母 新腰带价值 9.95 美元
Remind your parents it's 9.95 for the new belt
 
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你踢烂的靶子价值 1.2 美元
and 1.20 for the target you broke.
 
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小龙埃文
Dragon Evan,
 
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- 你准备好  - 你先等等再说
- are you ready... - Let me stop you right there.
 
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我妈说我今天还不能释放龙之真气
My mom says I can't unleash my dragon today.
 
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什么
Excuse me?
 
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她觉得我不能参加一个
She thinks I shouldn't participate in an activity
 
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以成败评判小孩子的活动
where kids are judged in terms of winning or failing.
 
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尤其是我失败已经板上钉钉了
Especially when I'm going to fail.
 
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总之我今天能通过
Anyway I can get a blue belt
 
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敞开心扉来促膝长谈
by being open about my feelings
 
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而拿到蓝带么
and talking out issues?
 
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看起来你内在的小龙更像是冒牌的蜥蜴啊
Seems your inner dragon is more of a salamander.
 
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想拿腰带  没门
No belt for you.
 
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你有一周时间来努力拿到蓝腰带
You have one week to earn your blue belt
 
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要么就忍辱负重的看着班里其他人
or endure the shame of watching the rest of the class
 
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挪到周二 2 点半的那节课
move on to the 2:30 Tuesday slot
 
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就除了你
without you.
 
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我绝对不能就这么让老师
There was no way I was gonna let the sensei
 
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拆开我们
break up the team of
 
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极品武术双人组
super-awesome martial arts dude
 
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和他挚爱的老哥们
and his beloved sidekick,
 
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雀斑  和嬉皮笑脸的冒牌蜥蜴
freckles, the smiling salamander.
 
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耶
Yeah.
 
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埃文也许要换一个新绰号了
Evan might need a new nickname.

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好了  维罗  准备好了么
Okay, Willow, ready?
 
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集中注意力  向我投球  就朝着这儿
Focus. Fire one at me. Right here.
 
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太棒了
Perfect...
 
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如果我们是在玩砸花盆的话
If we were playing "smash that pot."
 
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维罗  你状态几天都不好了
Willow, you've been in a slump for days.
 
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我只是不能全神贯注罢了
I just can't concentrate.
 
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那好  垒球选拔赛就在这周末
Okay, well, softball tryouts are this weekend,
 
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如果我们要成为校队里的首批二年级生的话
and if we want to be the first sophomores to make varsity,
 
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你就必须得认真投入比赛
then you gotta get your head in the game.
 
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你到底遇上什么问题了
What is your problem?
 
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你知道吗  我一说起这事
You know what? I just don't feel comfortable
 
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就浑身不舒服
talking about it.
 
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那行  我们必须要趁着选拔赛前
Okay, well, we have to get to the bottom
 
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把你所有的问题都消灭干净
of whatever this is before tryouts.
 
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如果你不愿意和我聊天的话
And if you're not willing to talk to me,
 
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也许我们就需要一些专业的帮助了
then maybe we need some professional help.
 
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谁刚刚说了专业的帮助来着
Did someone say "professional help"?
 
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这一天终于到来了
It is finally happening.

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谢谢你们来到我的办公室见我
Thank you for seeing me in my office.
 
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谢谢你开车带我们来
Thank you for the ride.
 
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那是  我觉得在这了谈心会更加舒适
Well, I thought we would be more comfortable here.
 
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而你们看见我所有的学历和证书时
And I thought you'd be more receptive to my words
 
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也能更好的听进我的话
if you could see all my degrees.
 
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总之  维罗不会投球了
So, Willow can't pitch.
 
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对极了  治好她
Exactly. Fix her.
 
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那么你就告诉我这幅罗夏测试图
So you tell me what is the first thing
（罗夏测试：通过墨迹图来反映被测者心理状况）
 
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在你脑中最像什么
that pops into your head.
（墨迹图为左右对称，剧中测试方法不规范）
 
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乔伊
Joey.
 
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乔伊
Joey.
 
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乔伊在骑一匹长得像乔伊的马
Joey on a horse that looks like Joey.
 
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好了
Okay.
 
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我看来要大胆推测
I'm gonna go out on a limb here
 
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认定这其中肯定和乔伊
and say that this has something
 
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有密不可分的联系
to do with Joey.
 
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哇  你真在行
Wow, you're good.
 
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乔伊
Joey?
 
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这一切都是关于乔伊的
This whole thing is about Joey?
 
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玛蒂  在这里我们要心平气和
Maddie, this is a safe place.
 
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不要随意给别人下定论
We do not judge,
 
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哪怕这是你脑中
even if it is the first place
 
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第一个想去的地方
your brain wants to go.
 
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那么你和乔伊到底是什么关系
Okay, so what is going on with you and Joey?
 
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没任何关系  这就是症结了
Nothing. That's the problem.
 
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正是春意盎然之时
It's springtime.
 
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爱意弥漫在空中  鸟儿在枝头谈情说爱
Love is in the air, birds are chirping,
 
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可我魂牵梦绕的一切就是
but all I can think about is
 
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为何我的小乔伊不跟我谈情说爱啊
why doesn't my sweet little Joey bird chirp at me?
 
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那到底乔伊和你的投球有什么关系
Okay, what... what does Joey have to do with your pitching?
 
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我集中不了注意力
I can't concentrate.
 
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当我投球时 我直视着你
When I pitch, I look directly at you.
 
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- 对的  - 但我每次看你
- Right. - But every time I look at you,
 
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脑中就浮现出乔伊
all I see is Joey.
 
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我长得像乔伊  不可能
I look like Joey?! No, okay.
 
183
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我们都戴眼镜
We both wear glasses,
 
184
00:07:33,339 --> 00:07:36,341
可这就是唯一的相同点了  好不
but that is where the similarity ends, right?
 
185
00:07:36,376 --> 00:07:37,442
对不
Right?!
 
186
00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,379
所以你投球水平这么烂
So the reason you stink at pitching
 
187
00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,413
责任在我头上
is because of me?
 
188
00:07:41,447 --> 00:07:44,183
对  你们俩长得简直像极了
Yeah. You guys look exactly like each other.
 
189
00:07:44,217 --> 00:07:45,317
只不过他才能打动我
Except he makes it work.

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00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,318
哦  太好了  你在这儿  我必须要找人聊聊
Oh, good, you're here. I really need to talk.
 
191
00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,320
噢  我洗耳恭听
Oh, I'm all ears.
 
193
00:08:00,623 --> 00:08:03,325
好的  维罗在低谷期  她投不了球
Okay, Willow's in a slump and she can't pitch,
 
194
00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,460
这会让她进不了学校垒球队的
and that's gonna keep her from making varsity softball.
 
195
00:08:05,495 --> 00:08:07,596
体育运动  我不在行
Sports.
 
197
00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:13,735
但是她投不了球的原因
But the reason she can't pitch
 
198
00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:15,670
是因为她无法全神贯注于任何事
is because she can't concentrate on anything
 
199
00:08:15,705 --> 00:08:17,539
一心只有她对乔伊的疯狂迷恋
other than her massive crush on Joey.
 
200
00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:20,275
哦  感情  这东西我在行
Ooh, feelings. Yay.
 
201
00:08:21,444 --> 00:08:23,278
维罗是个好苗子
Willow's just so awesome,
 
202
00:08:23,312 --> 00:08:25,614
我希望她能意识到大千世界除了乔伊以外
and I wish she would realize that there's so much more out there
 
203
00:08:25,648 --> 00:08:28,350
还有无数的新鲜玩意等着被发掘
in the world for her other than just Joey.
 
204
00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:32,320
那就让她看看大千世界的新鲜玩意啊
Okay, so make her see that there's more out there.
 
205
00:08:32,355 --> 00:08:35,457
在她的储物柜里留一张匿名者的情书
Put a love note from a secret admirer
 
206
00:08:35,491 --> 00:08:38,326
她就会把乔伊忘得一干二净的
in her locker, and she'll forget all about Joey.
 
207
00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:40,695
丽芙  这个主意棒极了
Liv, that's actually a really good idea.
 
208
00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:43,565
事实上  我还记得四年级时
Actually, I remember in fourth grade
 
209
00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:45,700
当我沉湎于马基·斯蒂文而不能自拔时
when I was so obsessed with marky Stevens
 
210
00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:48,303
我简直都玩不好儿童足球了
that I literally couldn't even play kickball.
 
211
00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:51,306
之后我收到了一封匿名情书  写信的原来是
And then I got a secret admirer note from...
 
212
00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:52,707
你
You.
 
213
00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:57,312
之后谁在学校儿童足球赛
And who went on to win top prize
 
214
00:08:57,346 --> 00:08:58,647
独占鳌头了啊
in the school kickball-y thing?
 
215
00:08:58,681 --> 00:08:59,714
别说了  不用谢
Uh-huh, you're welcome.

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00:09:07,457 --> 00:09:08,523
- 你在干嘛呢  - 噢
- Whatcha doing? - Ooh!
 
217
00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:12,461
别这么偷偷靠近我
Do not sneak up on me like that.
 
218
00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:14,463
你在维罗的储物柜前干什么呢
What are you doing at Willow's locker?
 
219
00:09:14,497 --> 00:09:18,500
更重要的是  我在维罗的储物柜前干什么呢
More importantly, what am I doing at Willow's locker?
 
220
00:09:18,534 --> 00:09:20,435
那是一张留言条吗
Is that a note?
 
221
00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,437
对  你千万别和任何人说
Yeah, actually, don't tell anyone,
 
222
00:09:22,472 --> 00:09:23,672
但是我在帮我们俩一个忙
but I'm doing us both a favor.
 
223
00:09:23,706 --> 00:09:25,273
这是一封匿名的情书
It's a secret admirer note
 
224
00:09:25,308 --> 00:09:27,309
来帮维罗移情别恋
to get Willow to stop obsessing about you.
 
225
00:09:27,343 --> 00:09:29,277
我希望你写好点
I hope you wrote a good one.
 
226
00:09:29,312 --> 00:09:31,279
维罗犯的乔伊病已经病入膏肓了
Willow's got a bad case of the Joeys,
 
227
00:09:31,314 --> 00:09:32,714
我还不确定有药能治好
and I'm not sure there's a cure.
 
228
00:09:35,651 --> 00:09:38,620
唔  我脖子后边的汗毛立起来了
Hmm, the hairs on the back of my neck just stood up.
 
229
00:09:38,654 --> 00:09:40,755
维罗要来了 快跑
Willow's coming. Run.
 
230
00:09:52,502 --> 00:09:54,369
乔伊你好啊
Hey, Joey.
 
231
00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:55,604
美女你好啊
Hey, beautiful.
 
232
00:09:58,341 --> 00:09:59,441
这是什么
What's this?
 
233
00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:05,313
有人喜欢我
Secret admirer?
 
234
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:06,715
哦不  不会吧
Oh-ho. No way.
 
235
00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:08,550
看起来她相信了
It looks like she's buying it.
 
237
00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:12,487
别学我这么站
Stop standing like me.
 
238
00:10:12,522 --> 00:10:14,489
我们长得又不像
We do not look alike.

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00:10:20,396 --> 00:10:22,497
埃文  我知道你没拿到蓝带
Evan, I know you're disappointed
 
240
00:10:22,532 --> 00:10:23,765
失望极了
that you didn't get your blue belt.
 
241
00:10:23,799 --> 00:10:25,500
说实话  我挺好的
Actually, I'm cool.
 
242
00:10:25,535 --> 00:10:27,636
我会把它看做我人生旅途的一部分
I've accepted it as a part of life's journey.
 
243
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,738
得了吧  埃文  我们是一队的
Come on, Evan. We're a team.
 
244
00:10:29,772 --> 00:10:31,473
你不可能是这么想的
That can't be how you really feel.
 
245
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,608
你说对了  是我妈让我这么说的
You're right. My mom told me to say that.
 
246
00:10:34,810 --> 00:10:36,611
你想象不到我以前都把什么看做了
You wouldn't believe the things I've accepted
 
247
00:10:36,646 --> 00:10:39,514
人生旅途的一部分
as part of life's journey.
 
248
00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:41,416
但我真的很想拿到蓝腰带
But I really do want my blue belt.
 
249
00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:43,752
那我们就要释放出你的龙之真气
Then we've got to unleash your inner dragon.
 
250
00:10:43,786 --> 00:10:45,353
你也听见老师这么讲了
You heard the sensei.
 
251
00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:46,488
如果你下节课之前
If you don't become a blue belt
 
252
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:49,357
拿不到蓝带的话  我们就要甩下你调课了
by our next class, we move on without you.
 
253
00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:50,559
嘿  别因为我水平差劲
Hey, just because I stink
 
254
00:10:50,593 --> 00:10:52,494
就以为我听不懂人话
doesn't mean I don't understand English.
 
255
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:57,365
我们要让你足够愤怒
We are gonna get you angry enough
 
256
00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,635
来释放你积攒已久的龙气
to release all your pent up inner aggression.
 
257
00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:03,471
这是你妈让你带着的
This is the new balance plate lunchbox
 
258
00:11:03,506 --> 00:11:05,473
营养均衡板午餐盒  对吗
your mom made you get, right?
 
259
00:11:05,508 --> 00:11:07,709
但你想不想要酷到让人大跌眼镜的
But didn't you want the cool ufc lunchbox
 
260
00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:10,612
终极格斗赛特款午餐盒呢
with the dude's eyeball falling out?
 
261
00:11:10,646 --> 00:11:12,547
我妈认为那种太暴力了
My mom thought it was too violent.
 
262
00:11:12,582 --> 00:11:15,784
再说了  这款有个胡萝卜暖瓶呢
Plus, this one had a carrot thermos.
 
263
00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:19,487
埃文  如果你想要格斗锦标赛午餐盒
Evan, if you want that cool ufc lunchbox,
 
264
00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:21,556
你就得把营养均衡饭盒砸了
you need to smash the balance plate.
 
265
00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:24,593
来吧  伙计  深吸一口气再呼出点火苗来
Come on, dude. Reach down deep and breathe some fire.
 
267
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,633
你知道的  我还是别这么做了
You know, I better not.
 
268
00:11:32,702 --> 00:11:34,469
我妈说如果我不把它带回家
Mom says if I don't bring it home,
 
269
00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:35,604
我就吃不到甜品了
I don't get my dessert.
 
270
00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:37,372
而你是知道我多喜欢生杏仁的
And you know how I love raw almonds.

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00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:42,510
丽芙  准备好《太空狼人》摄影了吗
Liv, you ready for your "space werewolves" photo shoot?
 
272
00:11:44,847 --> 00:11:49,384
退后  愚蠢的人类  不然就尝尝我愤怒的滋味吧
Stand back, humanoid, or feel my fury.
 
274
00:11:51,687 --> 00:11:54,522
哇  你看起来帅呆了
Whoa. You look awesome.
 
275
00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,358
谢了  爸爸
Thanks, dad.
 
276
00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:58,360
我们开始吧
Now let's do this.
 
277
00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:02,397
咆哮
Snarl.
 
278
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,465
嚎叫
Growl.

279
00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:05,467
再狂吠
Howl.
 
280
00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:07,669
让我见识见识你的凶猛
Show me fierce.
 
281
00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:09,437
砰  啪  咋样
Boom, pow, Wha-cha!
 
282
00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:14,442
不
No!
 
283
00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:16,444
爸  他们送来粘盔甲的胶水
Dad, the armor glue they sent me
 
284
00:12:16,479 --> 00:12:17,679
应该是永久有效的啊
said it's supposed to be permanent.
 
285
00:12:17,713 --> 00:12:20,315
别担心  趁你衣服没散架之前
Don't worry. I got some fantastic shots
 
286
00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:21,449
我拍了几张顶好的照片
before your suit fell apart.
 
287
00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:23,652
哦  太好了  这张真不错
Oh, great. That one's perfect.
 
288
00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:25,654
现在我可以把痒痒的耳朵摘下来了
Now I can take these itchy ears off.
 
289
00:12:25,688 --> 00:12:29,658
嗷
Ow.
 
290
00:12:29,692 --> 00:12:31,660
它们卡住了
They're stuck.
 
291
00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:33,495
噢 好吧 我的獠牙也卡住了
Oh, okay. So are my fangs.
 
292
00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:38,566
真是奇怪
That's so weird.
 
293
00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:39,734
他们送来的化妆胶水
The makeup glue that they sent me
 
294
00:12:39,769 --> 00:12:41,703
写着说只有20分钟有效
says it's only supposed to last 20 minutes.
 
295
00:12:42,738 --> 00:12:46,708
而粘盔甲的胶水写的是“永久有效”
And the armor glue says "permanent."

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00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,354
嘿  小玛
Hey, mads.
 
297
00:12:59,388 --> 00:13:01,356
今天天气真不错啊
What a beautiful day.
 
298
00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:03,291
我看见了心形的云朵
I see heart shapes in the clouds,
 
299
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,594
和闻起来像茉莉和热狗的空气
and the air smells like Jasmine and hot dogs.
 
300
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,433
我得到了一张匿名情书
I got a note from a secret admirer.
 
301
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,401
你真得到了
You did?
 
303
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,639
哇  刚才那真不是我们的风格
Wow, that's totally unlike us.
 
304
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,708
对  以后再也别这么做了
Yeah, let's please never do that again.
 
305
00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,579
但是我不能不说我很吃惊
But I can't really say I'm surprised.
 
306
00:13:24,613 --> 00:13:26,314
你这么一个顶尖的女孩
You are a top-notch lady
 
307
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,483
是每个男生都梦寐以求的
who any guy would be lucky to have.
 
308
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,752
现在就为进校队而努力吧
Now let's get us on that varsity squad.
 
309
00:13:30,786 --> 00:13:33,788
把我的手打成肉酱吧
Turn my hand into a bloody pulp.
 
310
00:13:33,823 --> 00:13:37,759
暗恋我的人是乔伊·鲁尼
My secret admirer is Joey Rooney.
 
311
00:13:37,793 --> 00:13:40,428
我的小乔伊终于要和我谈情说爱了啊
My little Joey bird finally chirped back!
 
312
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:43,765
等等  乔伊
Wait, Joey?
 
313
00:13:43,799 --> 00:13:45,600
那封情书和乔伊没有半点瓜葛
There was nothing in that note about Joey...
 
314
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,704
我这么说是因为那是匿名信嘛
I'm assuming because you said it was a secret.
 
315
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,608
好几个礼拜以来
For the first time in weeks,
 
316
00:13:53,642 --> 00:13:56,411
我的思想终于清晰了  我能全神贯注了
my mind is clear and I can concentrate.
 
317
00:13:56,445 --> 00:13:58,346
我是说  那明显是乔伊写的  对不
I mean, it's obviously Joey, right?
 
319
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,282
好吧  我知道我应该有权解释清楚
Okay, so I know I should have come clean
 
320
00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:02,550
来保护我的哥哥
right then and there to protect my brother
 
321
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:07,422
和我最好的朋友的  但我的理由是
and my best friend, but in my defense...
 
322
00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:08,423
好吧  我没啥可说的
Yeah, okay. I got nothing.
 
323
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:12,293
当然了  对的
Sure. Yeah.
 
324
00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:13,728
怎么可能不是呢
Why not?
 
325
00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:17,365
重点是你终于走出低谷了
The point is that you are out of your slump
 
326
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,335
现在我们能为选拔赛做准备了
and now we can get you ready for tryouts.
 
327
00:14:20,369 --> 00:14:21,669
等下  这个嘛
Yeah, about that.
 
328
00:14:21,704 --> 00:14:23,404
我以后不打垒球了
I'm quitting softball.
 
329
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:25,306
什么
What?!
 
330
00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,574
维罗  你不能这么做
Willow, you can't.
 
331
00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,643
情感是要耗工夫的
Relationships take work.
 
332
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:29,778
我和乔伊的情感发展
This thing I have going on with Joey
 
333
00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,446
必须成为我的第一要务
has to be my top priority.
 
334
00:14:32,815 --> 00:14:34,516
等会见了  小玛
See you later, mads,
 
335
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:36,351
如果我还能站定的话
if I ever come back down to earth.
 
336
00:14:38,521 --> 00:14:40,321
哇
Wow.
 
337
00:14:40,356 --> 00:14:42,490
看来她的乔伊病真的无药可治了
There really is no cure for a bad case of the Joeys.

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338
00:14:48,797 --> 00:14:53,368
年轻的小龙们  在我们给落后的埃文
Young dragons, before we give the weak link
 
339
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:56,638
最后一次赢得蓝腰带
known as Evan his final chance
 
340
00:14:56,672 --> 00:14:58,373
的机会之前
to earn his blue belt,
 
341
00:14:58,407 --> 00:15:02,243
花几分钟来喂饱你们内心中的猛龙吧
take a few moments to feed your inner dragons.
 
342
00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:05,647
拜托这是零食时间  配合我一下好不
It's snack time. Work with me here.
 
343
00:15:07,349 --> 00:15:09,417
我本打算放弃他  开始找一个新死党
I was about to give up and look for a new sidekick
 
344
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,486
但当我想起有一次埃文只是因为他妈妈给了他
when I remembered the time Evan lost it
 
345
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,555
海苔片而严重暴走
because his mom gave him seaweed chips.
 
346
00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,557
所以我就把他的生杏仁
So I swapped out his raw almonds
 
347
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:17,559
都换成了恶心的水草
for some of that disgusting water weed.
 
348
00:15:19,428 --> 00:15:24,232
至少我们还能最后一次在一起吃零食啊
At least we get to have snack together one last time.
 
349
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:25,567
你准备好吃零食了么
Are you ready for your snack?
 
350
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:26,701
你也该吃零食了吧
You should have your snack.
 
351
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:32,607
- 我其实还没那么  - 我说了让你吃零食
- I'm not really that... - I said eat your snack.
 
352
00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:38,346
我不敢相信啊
I can't believe this!
 
353
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,380
怎么了啊
What's wrong?
 
354
00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:40,615
居然是海苔片
It's seaweed chips!
 
355
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:43,318
新鲜的  有机的  海苔片
Unsalted, organic, seaweed chips.
 
356
00:15:43,352 --> 00:15:44,619
我一直跟我妈说我恨死海苔片了
I keep telling my mom I hate them.
 
357
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,588
给我萝卜条或者芹菜
Give me carrot sticks or celery
 
358
00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:50,358
哪怕是高丽菜也好  偏偏是海苔片
or even rutabaga, just not seaweed chips!
 
359
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,527
得了吧  哥们
Come on, dude.
 
360
00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:55,330
听妈妈的话把它吃掉咯
Listen to your mom and eat it!
 
361
00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:57,432
打死我也不吃海苔
I won't eat seaweed!
 
365
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,607
怎么了  看什么看
What, what?!

369
00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:14,215
我真是个好朋友啊
I'm a good friend.
 
370
00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:17,652
谁还想尝尝我的厉害
Who else wants some?
 
371
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:21,623
小龙埃文  这就是你的龙气啊
Dragon Evan, that was your inner dragon.
 
372
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:23,391
它被释放出来了
It's been released!
 
373
00:16:23,425 --> 00:16:26,227
你已经准备好系上蓝腰带了
You are ready for your blue belt now.
 
374
00:16:26,262 --> 00:16:28,463
太棒了  埃文  你成功了
Yes! Evan, you did it.
 
375
00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,465
你小子别跟我讲废话
Tell me something that I don't know.
 
376
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,635
别被我甩下了  小子
Try to keep up, munch.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E14.part13.srt

377
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,409
早上好  史蒂文斯波因特的观众朋友们
Good morning, Stevens point.
 
378
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:43,678
欢迎来到《尼比斯私房菜》
And welcome to “Nibblin' with Nimbus"
 
379
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,248
每一周  威斯康星周最受喜爱的气象学家
where every week, Wisconsin's favorite meteorologist...
 
380
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,250
也就是我  会给史蒂文斯波因特
this guy... cooks up some breakfast
 
381
00:16:49,285 --> 00:16:52,487
最吸引人的住户或者游客做一顿早餐
for one of Stevens point's most intriguing residents or visitors.
 
382
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:54,656
而这周 除了美味的早餐
And this week, we got a tasty combination
 
383
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,424
我们还请到了
of breakfast brats
 
384
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,259
《放声歌唱》里的丽芙·鲁尼
and the always flavorful star
 
385
00:16:58,294 --> 00:17:00,528
这个组合是不是会回味无穷呢
of “Sing Ot Loud," Liv Rooney.
 
386
00:17:02,298 --> 00:17:04,198
我努力了整个晚上
I tried all night
 
387
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,200
来把我的狼耳朵和獠牙取下来
to get my ears and my fangs off.
 
388
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,303
它们固若金汤啊  我试着取消采访
They wouldn't budge. I tried cancelling
 
389
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:10,538
但是强尼·尼比斯还是准时出现了
and Johnny nimbus showed up anyway.
 
390
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,207
所以我做了任何好演员都会做的事
So I did what any great actress would do.
 
391
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,209
我把我歪瓜裂枣的地方都用戏服与道具藏好了
I hid my flaws with wardrobe and props.
 
392
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:18,379
现在出场的这位就是她了
Live and in person, here she is now.
 
393
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:27,221
哇  丽芙·鲁尼  这身行头不错啊
Wow, Liv Rooney, that is a nice getup.
 
394
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,257
告诉我  这几天孩子们都穿的像你一样么
Tell me, is that what all the kids are wearing these days?
 
395
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:32,560
若不是的话  看完节目他们就会了
'Cause if not, they will be after watching this.
 
396
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,695
啊  我在扯什么呢
Ah, who am I kidding?
 
397
00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:35,530
我们的节目是没有孩子看的
No kids are watching this program.
 
398
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,668
强尼  你真是可爱啊
Johnny, you are adorable.
 
399
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:43,571
告诉我们  你今早要做什么呢
So tell us, what are you cooking up this morning?
 
400
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,240
好的  我会用平底锅来烤香肠
Well, I got a griddle full of brats
 
401
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,643
还要用与你加深了解做配菜
and a side order of get to know you.
 
402
00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:50,244
哈
Huh?
 
403
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,547
很好 现在准备做水煎蛋了
Okay, now these eggs are ready for poaching.
 
404
00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:55,249
这里分享一个从俺奶奶那儿学到的小窍门
And here's a secret I learned from Nana nimbus.
 
405
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:58,252
不要用水来煎  改用清鸡汤吧
Don't use water. Use chicken broth instead.
 
406
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,287
丽芙·鲁尼  你能帮我开一下么
Liv Rooney, could you open that for me.
 
407
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:00,388
- 好的  - 好极了
- Mm-hmm. - All right.
 
410
00:18:08,497 --> 00:18:09,630
开好了 强尼
Here you go, Johnny.
 
411
00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:11,532
哇 速度真快
Wow! That was quick.
 
412
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,268
很好  现在开始煎蛋了
All right. Now get poaching.
 
413
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,370
很不错
There you go.
 
414
00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:17,205
就只要随意的把鸡汤倒进去
Just liberally putting it in there.
 
415
00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:18,406
做好了就会非常美味的
They're gonna taste great.
 
416
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,274
很好 现在
Okay. Now.
 
417
00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:21,576
来坐到桌前侃侃大山吧
Let's sit down to chew the fat.
 
418
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,244
照字面意思讲
And I mean that literally.
 
419
00:18:23,278 --> 00:18:24,645
这些烤香肠九成都是脂肪
These brats are 90% fat.
 
420
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:30,585
快来吧 丽芙
Well, come on, Liv.
 
421
00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:32,220
快来把你的牙深深地咬进
Come on over and sink your teeth
 
422
00:18:32,254 --> 00:18:33,388
这些烤香肠里
into one of these babies.
 
423
00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:37,358
我的亲娘啊
Oopsie-Daisy.
 
424
00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:39,227
噢  丽芙  我来拉你起来
Oh, Liv, here. Let me help you up.
 
425
00:18:39,261 --> 00:18:40,428
我的老天爷啊
Here... oh!
 
426
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:43,264
是我被咖啡灌糊涂了
Either I've had too much coffee,
 
427
00:18:43,298 --> 00:18:44,499
还是狼人是真的
or werewolves are real!
 
428
00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:50,405
呃
Um...
 
429
00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:52,473
呃  没有啦  事实上  强尼
Uh, no. Actually, Johnny,
 
430
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:57,412
我只是给你们电视四台一个独家新闻
I am just giving you a channel four exclusive.
 
431
00:18:57,446 --> 00:19:01,516
我将会成为《太空狼人》的主演
I am up for the lead in "space werewolves,"
 
432
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,185
所以为了让粉丝们小激动一下
so to get my fans excited,
 
433
00:19:04,219 --> 00:19:07,355
我决定让你们先睹为快一下
I decided that I would give you a little sneak peek.
 
434
00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:08,423
哦
Oh!
 
435
00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:11,526
说实话
Seriously.
 
436
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,593
你差点把我吓尿了
You're kind of freaking me out.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E14.part14.srt

437
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,301
嘿  维罗收到那张字条了么
Hey, did Willow get the note?
 
438
00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:22,603
- 对  她收到了  - 她高兴么
- Yeah, she did, but... - Was she happy?
 
439
00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:26,207
- 呃  其实她  -嘘  嘘  嘘  嘘
- Well, yeah, she was... - shh shh shh shh.
 
440
00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:28,409
我只要知道她不会再粘着我了就好
All I needed to know is that she's off my scent.
 
441
00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:30,244
你干的太漂亮了
You have served your purpose.
 
442
00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:31,479
嘿  维罗
Hey, Willow.
 
443
00:19:31,513 --> 00:19:35,249
维罗  维罗  维罗
Willow Willow Willow.
 
444
00:19:35,284 --> 00:19:37,485
我听说你在储物柜里收到了一张小字条
I heard you got a little note in your locker.
 
445
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:39,320
我确实收到了
I did.
 
446
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:42,323
我打赌你挺兴奋的吧  哈
I bet you're pretty excited about that, huh?
 
447
00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:44,592
我就说追随着彩虹总会发现你心所属的嘛
I say chase this rainbow and see where it takes you.
 
448
00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:48,229
- 呃  乔伊  - 玛蒂
- Um, Joey... - Maddie.
 
449
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:49,297
现在别掺和
Not now.
 
450
00:19:49,331 --> 00:19:50,531
我已经等这一刻
I've been waiting for this moment
 
451
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:51,566
等了很久了
for a long time.
 
452
00:19:54,536 --> 00:19:56,237
我实在是憋不住了
I just can't take it anymore.
 
453
00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:58,606
乔伊·鲁尼暗恋着我
Joey Rooney's my secret admirer!
 
454
00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:05,646
到底发生什么了
What is happening?
 
455
00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:08,583
哎呀
Yeah.
 
456
00:20:08,617 --> 00:20:10,651
呃 我想我们仨最好
Uh, I think it's best that the three of us
 
457
00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:13,321
找个安全的地方解释清楚吧
talk about this in a safe place.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E14.part15.srt

458
00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:16,591
维罗
Willow.
 
459
00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:21,295
你可以放下他了
You can put him down now.
 
460
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:23,598
哦  我没意识到我抱着他
Oh, I didn't realize.
 
461
00:20:23,632 --> 00:20:24,699
这感觉太美好了
It just feels so right.
 
462
00:20:26,635 --> 00:20:28,536
谢谢你
Thank you.
 
463
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,438
狠狠地处罚玛蒂吧  妈妈
Punish Maddie, mom.
 
464
00:20:30,472 --> 00:20:33,374
让她刷厕所连刷五年吧
Make her clean the bathrooms for the next five years.
 
465
00:20:33,408 --> 00:20:34,675
对  处罚她
Yeah, punish her.
 
466
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,511
你们厕所的确还需要个帮手
Your bathrooms could use a little help.
 
467
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,281
我们一家六口住在房子里
There are six of us living in one house.
 
468
00:20:40,315 --> 00:20:41,716
我已经尽我所能了
I do the best I can.
 
469
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,651
玛蒂  我听见的就是
Maddie, what I'm hearing
 
470
00:20:43,685 --> 00:20:46,521
你哥哥和你极度专一的好朋友
is that your brother and your overly critical best friend
 
471
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,489
都自然而然的很不高兴
are understandably upset.
 
472
00:20:48,524 --> 00:20:50,591
维罗  我只是想帮助你
Willow, I was really just trying to help.
 
473
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:51,759
我不想让我最好的朋友
I didn't want to see my best friend
 
474
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,729
整天对着一个傻小子神魂颠倒
drive herself crazy over some stupid guy.
 
475
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:59,700
呃  那个傻小子就坐在这儿呢
Um... The stupid guy is right here.
 
476
00:21:01,436 --> 00:21:03,404
谢谢  玛蒂  但你不应该插手这件事
Thanks, Maddie, but you shouldn't have interfered.
 
477
00:21:03,438 --> 00:21:04,572
我知道
I know.
 
478
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,674
我很抱歉
And I'm sorry.
 
479
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,576
但你是个好姑娘
But you're a great girl
 
480
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:12,380
根本就不需要让一个男的来左右你的情绪
who so does not need a guy to make her feel better about herself.
 
481
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:14,315
千万别忘了
Never forget that.
 
482
00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:18,452
你不会真的不打垒球了吧  对吗
You're not really quitting softball, are you?
 
483
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,288
不会的  你说得对
No, you're right.
 
484
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,390
我们要冲校队名额了
We're making varsity.
 
485
00:21:22,424 --> 00:21:25,726
我不应该对一个傻小子牵挂这么久的
I shouldn't get hung up on what some stupid guy thinks.
 
486
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:28,296
又来  我在这儿呢
Again, right here.
 
487
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,301
所以玛蒂  你有什么想对你弟弟说的吗
So Maddie, is there anything you would like to say to your brother?
 
488
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:36,270
好的  乔伊
Yeah. Joey...
 
489
00:21:36,305 --> 00:21:37,672
今早是你吃了最后那块松饼吗
Did you eat the last muffin this morning?
 
490
00:21:37,706 --> 00:21:39,373
玛蒂
Maddie.
 
492
00:21:41,410 --> 00:21:44,612
呃  我不应该让维罗
Uh... I should not have let
 
493
00:21:44,646 --> 00:21:46,547
咬定了你暗恋她
Willow think that you were her secret admirer.
 
494
00:21:46,582 --> 00:21:48,282
对极了
Exactly.
 
495
00:21:48,317 --> 00:21:49,417
我和维罗彼此之间的感情问题
How Willow and I feel about each other
 
496
00:21:49,451 --> 00:21:50,518
不关你任何事
is none of your business.
 
497
00:21:50,552 --> 00:21:53,754
噢  不
Oh, no.
 
498
00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:57,358
乔伊刚刚说了我们之间
Joey just said he and I had feelings...
 
499
00:21:57,392 --> 00:21:58,593
对彼此有感情啊
About each other.
 
501
00:22:00,729 --> 00:22:02,296
呃  不对
Um, no.
 
502
00:22:02,331 --> 00:22:05,566
我的意思是  我先走了算了
What I meant was... I'm going now.
 
503
00:22:08,470 --> 00:22:10,438
顺便  玛蒂  最后一块松饼是我吃的
And Maddie, I did eat that muffin.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E14.part16.srt

505
00:22:17,512 --> 00:22:18,479
把我藏好
Hide me!
 
506
00:22:21,617 --> 00:22:23,484
我把埃文的龙之真气逼出来了
I unleashed Evan's inner dragon
 
507
00:22:23,518 --> 00:22:25,386
现在根本收不回去了
and now I can't put it back in its cage.

509
00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:30,291
帕克在哪里啊
Where's Parker?
 
510
00:22:30,325 --> 00:22:32,393
我的猛龙想要把他乱丢一气
My dragon wants to throw him around some more.
 
511
00:22:33,629 --> 00:22:35,596
我什么都不知道  小伙子
No idea what you're talking about, son.
 
512
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,499
老头  别想忽悠我
Don't lie to me, old man.
 
513
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,268
我看见他在你后面发抖了
I can see him trembling behind you.
 
514
00:22:43,538 --> 00:22:45,473
我不是说过不能在屋里乱跑吗
What did I say about running in the house?
 
515
00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:47,375
我不是说过不能乱搭话吗  女士
What did I say about talking back, woman?
 
517
00:22:51,513 --> 00:22:53,347
站定  简直激动死了
Stop, drop and howl.
 
518
00:22:53,382 --> 00:22:55,616
爸  《太空狼人》导演组来电话了
Dad, the "space werewolves" movie people called,
 
519
00:22:55,651 --> 00:22:57,618
很明显  我的视频火了
and apparently my video went viral.
 
520
00:22:57,653 --> 00:23:00,288
他们唯一比免费宣传更喜欢的
And the only thing they love more than all the free publicity
 
521
00:23:00,322 --> 00:23:01,522
就是你拍的免费照片啊
were all the free pics you took.
 
522
00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:04,358
我成功回到主演的候选名单了
I'm back on the short list for the lead.
 
523
00:23:04,393 --> 00:23:08,229
我真为我的小狼人感到骄傲啊
I'm so proud of my little werewolf.
 
524
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:09,263
啊
Aah!
 
525
00:23:09,298 --> 00:23:12,233
克制住你的龙  克制住你的龙
Cage your dragon! Cage your dragon!

527
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:15,569
嗨  埃文
Hi, Evan.

529
00:23:20,542 --> 00:23:24,345
噢  对哦
Oh, right.